Before going to school in the morning I like to make sure I’m hydrated.
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative
“you’re here to learn” I’m here because it’s the fucking law
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
can you imagine if tumblr just decided to shut down and you see all these confused teenagers coming out of their house squinting at the sun